Crescent City Sucks

even on a good day...

Saturday, April 30, 2005

Thank You For Shopping Discount Liquor

Thanks to everyone who has visited my blog. The job's going ok so far... An endless parade of weirdos and drunks with an occasional normal person. My theory is that the store was built on a magnetic meridian that attracts a particular sort. One of my favorites is this little boy, the same one who couldn't get the lid off the gummy bears container. Last night he mosied in and just blurted out,"Do you guys have any solid food? My teeth kinda hurt, and..."
It's a liquor store. We sell beer, wine, hard liquor, candy, snack food, and porn. I wouldn't consider anything in the store other than the small supply of milk healthy food. Solid food.
"Nope", I said. "You've definitely come to the wrong place. Maybe the beef jerky..."

Don't ever ask me for advise if you come into the store. I am not a licensed dietitian. On the other hand, I would be happy to recommend some lite reading material...


At 5/01/2005 04:24:00 AM, Anonymous anne said...

Never mind the e-mail. I found it, and it's pretty damn funny. I'll be back.


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